WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY

WORLD NAKED GARDEN
Who comes up with these things!!!!!!!
Besides the fact that I’m not stepping foot outside my door butt naked unless my house is burning to the ground, I can think of 10 reasons why gardening naked is a bad idea for all.
#10 No pockets for things, I assume a tool apron would render one not “totally naked” and therefore not in FULL observation of the day!
#9 Zero protection from flying debris, have a rock or twig hit you where the sun don’t shine and let me know how wonderful gardening naked is!

LEMONS

#8 Sun burns where the sun shouldn’t shine!, how much sun block would one need to garden naked?! An Amazon Prime or Costco membership would be a must!
#7 I know mud masks are great and all but I’m pretty sure they are for external use only! Imagine dry mud where the sun don’t shine!

BUTT MELON
#6 We know how hard it is to get our spouses to help out sometimes, they don’t need added distractions!
#5 Our neighbour’s spouses don’t need added distractions!

MILK MELON

#4 Most plants say plant in full sun, not full moon!
#3 Is anyone ever really prepared to have their naked gardening pic go viral?

CARROTS
#2 What if you have an accident, the ambulance will arrive long before you get dressed!
#1 Imagine wild life & bugs mistaking certain body parts for an afternoon snack! Or new home!

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